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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 15:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Then came..

No go.

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Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

Why did Paul McCartney use AI to help recreate the voice of John Lennon from an old cassette recording?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

My religion teacher said that there are no atheists because in order to reject God, you must first have a concept of God, and if you have a concept of God, you are not an atheist. In what way is this true, if at all? Why?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can I get rid of the fake girls on social media that are claiming to be hookups? Is there a way to shuffle through them and the real women that actually want to talk?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hello, I have a question about astral projection. I started to get interested in this a little while after my mum passed in april. I thought I may be able to see her and speak with her if I managed to achieve astral projection. Since this interest, every time i sleep on my back I go into sleep paralysis. However, I cant progress into astral projection because it is very scary for me as I feel like I'm suffocating when this happens. I panic and force myself to wake up. This only ever happened about once a year before this. It sometimes lasts a long time. This has happened about 3 times per week since my mum died, as mentioned on a previous post. I no longer try to go into it anymore(due to the suffocating feeling), but it still happens. I read that sleep paralysis is the pathway to astral projection. Why has this started to happen so frequently since simply taking an interest in it? Is this connected to the afterlife? I am concerned about it as I now cannot seem to stop this happening. Could it be my mum trying to communicate? Im asking due to more knowledge around this in this group.

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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